beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012

beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.

her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!

by dex123456 January 4, 2017

calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018

to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.

- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.

by Tartaluta June 19, 2021