A beat

Noun/Verb.

A term for masturbation.

sounds better than "A wank"

Comes from the "bate" in masturbate

Example 1)
Dylan: "bro I cant wait to get home"
Jarrod: "yeah, only so you can have a beat"

Example 2)
"Bro I had a mean beat last night"

by wicky chicky puck you sir April 4, 2009

Beatrice Beatdown

An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.

Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010

BC Beatdown

A hardcore embarrasing smash into an oppsing team or player in a girls junior varsity volleyball game. Usually, but not always, hit by a freshman.

She really put the BC Beatdown on that team.

by %50 October 20, 2010

peter beat

the female version of being pussy whipped

his girlfriend must be peter beat because he is allowed to do anything he wants

by sitruk July 31, 2011

National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass

I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day

by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020

National Beat a Furry Year

2022 is beat a furry year. Beat them up and they cannot stop you!

Thanks to National Beat a Furry Year, I can beat up furrys all year!

by tjib December 6, 2021

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004