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Happy Pains

The aching soreness and bruising one gets the day after an insanely intence, yet fun workout.
Dude, I'm feeling crazy happy pains from overdoing it at the gym yesterday. I know man, I've been training so hard in krav Maga that I've had happy pains everywhere for a month straight!
by Zzffmomentum1 October 16, 2011
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happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.
'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...
by Al... February 25, 2008
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Happy Fourth

Happy Fourth (adjective) is a demographic of people who can't enough 4th of July. It's more of a year-round way of life to them than just a one-time holiday.

You can wish them a "Happy Fourth!" ("Happy 4th!"), also known as "Happy 4th of July," at any time during the year and they will likely respond with immense exuberance. They are mostly white but can be any ethnicity, and, although attire varies, many will be wearing cutoff shirts with Eagles on them. They love scratch-offs, lottos, and telling you their entire medical history as well as every detail of their personal family drama. In addition, they have been known to share all this information with you even if you just met, so be prepared to never get a word in the conversation. This is also their strength, however, because they have the biggest hearts imaginable and will welcome you as their best friend within the first five minutes of knowing you and help you in any way they can.

A person who is Happy Fourth is known as a "Happy Fourther."
Person 1: "You'll never believe this, man. During my shift today at Piggly Wiggly, a woman named Belinda asked me to help her find the beer aisle. I have never met her in my life, but as I was walking her over, she began telling me her entire family drama. After that, she went on to tell me about how she calls her doctor's office twice a day because they never refill her meds when she needs them. And finally, she spent about 45 minutes on the virtual slots machine before grabbing all the coupon inserts and leaving."

Person 2: "Oh yeah, I've seen Belinda at that Pig before. She's Happy Fourth for sure."
by Happy Fourth Hank August 8, 2021
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happy-face

a word used to express hapiness of pleasure in something.
when i saw that i was ao happy-face.
by emo-emote2696 March 25, 2010
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space happy

A madness brought on from being in space too long.
Jonny’s gone space happy.
by jonny pepperston May 23, 2016
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Happy anchor

WHEN YOU ARE PROPER BONCED OFF YOUR BEEZER ON SOME SILLY LEVEL PSILOCYBIN AND YOUR TRIP TAKES A SCOOCH TO THE DIDDLY. This is when you need your happy anchor. Someone with a genuine, kind spirit that remains relatively unchanged throughout the duration of your trip. This person, with their mirth and positivity is the trippers' Panacea. They save you from the perils of all that is a shitty trip. They bring you up when you are down. They cool you when hot, praise when sad and laugh, laugh, laugh. They are the happy anchor.
Bro, nearly freaked out on some dank shrooms the other day. Thank God Francesca was there- she is such a happy anchor.
by KyleKatarn4SWU June 12, 2016
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