Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016

Baby Jackson

A baby that has some correlation to every celebrity in the world and makes people cringe.

Baby Jackson: I am now going to party with The Rock (In low Baby Voice)
Guy 1: Cringe (Aka Jealous)

by BabyJackson2020 September 28, 2020

baby virgin

Some one new to anything sexual. Such as holding hands to having sex anything in between that.

My boyfriend is such a baby virgin he hasn't had is first kiss .

by Denise.52 March 6, 2016

Grave Baby

A secret that is taken to the grave.

I will tell you what really happened, but it's got to be a Grave Baby.

by Jess and Allen September 9, 2019

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

Bunk Baby

An older roommate who still lives in the dorms and is overly sensitive. Typically lacking coping mechanisms and communication skills, Bunk Babies are unable to solve problems on their own.

"Cole reported me to the RA for taking a beer from the fridge. He didn't seem bothered by it a couple weeks ago."
"What a Bunk Baby."

by RustyNailTermz November 24, 2020