west virginia breath mint

When your sister pussy farts in your mouth to get the smell of your brothers dick off your breath.

Billie Jean had a hot date, so she asked her sister for a West Virginia breath mint.

by stoopidphucker June 24, 2009

i won't hold my breath

A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.

In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.

Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"

by London Roads June 12, 2017

The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire

Use this sexual technique to spice things up in bed. While performing oral sex, a man applies a tablespoon (or as much sauce as necessary) of Buffalo Wild Wings Mild Hot Sauce to the palm of his hand. He then continues to lather it on his scrotum pole until the entirety of the shaft is orange in color. He then screams a ferocious roar (replicating the mating call of a Buffalo) and inserts his penis into the mouth of the female. He will then hold her head down on his penis in a way where she is unable to move her head. When he has reached the point of the climax, he will ejaculate in the female’s mouth, while dipping his fingers in the excess sauce to rub in the female’s eyes (or slapping her across the face with the sauce while saying “ I like your cut g.”). The immense pain from the hot sauce in the woman’s eyes will cause her to scream, releasing the breath of fire, while also releasing a booming roar (sounding similar to that of the mating call of a female Buffalo). Therefore comes the name The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire.

“Bro, I had leftover sauce from B Dubs so I got home and gave my girl The Buffalo Wild Wings Breath of Fire!”

by zachoconnell December 4, 2020

Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Andrew Tate Dick Breath Syndrome

Someone who is such a big fan of Andrew Tate or other "manosphere" influencers that they look at them like they're all-knowing gods or great philosophers.

That man over there has Andrew Tate Dick Breath Syndrome so bad that I can smell it from here and it's effecting his social life at work.

by Oxford editor March 19, 2023

Cinnamon Brown Sugar Dragon Breath

A ferocious breath suggesting a woman has eaten out a man’s belly button. Her breath then after is pungent and reeks of sweaty lint, and brown sugar. It is virtually impossible to have a conversation with the person without tearing.

Billy: WOW YOU TALK TO KATHERINE!SHE HAS A BAD CASE OF THE CINNAMON BROWN SUGAR DRAGON BREATH!
BRET:(SOB) Yeah, I know it's so bad my eyes are still tearing.

by swampass12 February 4, 2008

Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.

Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?

by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013