Brandon Calderon

he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon

i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know

by Anonymous Person lolol May 31, 2023

Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

Brandon Dubose

Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.

Who the hell made this mess?

Brandon Dubose

by Purpl3nurpl3 November 19, 2015

Brandon Morgan

Coolest guy on the streets. He knows hes tough as dick, he also has a huge monster cock. Is great with sex any where. I recommend u get your self a Brandon Morgan it would be worth it

Girlfriend: "Whoa that is the best sex i have ever had."

Brandon Morgan: "Yeah i know. Its because i'm a Morgan....."

by unknown man LOL December 8, 2018

nigga brandon

A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .

how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga

did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?

So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah

by BitchSquadddddd November 17, 2015

brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

by Big cock man 123 November 10, 2021

Brandon Lee

When you think you're shooting blanks, but she ends up getting pregnant.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear Jack pulled a Brandon Lee last month?"
Dude 2: "What?"
Dude 1: "He thought he was sterile, so they went bareback. Turns out he was wrong."

Dude 2: "Oh my god, dude. You wanna watch The Crow?"
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah!"

by nastytown August 28, 2015