Birthday Skins

Having wild sex on your birthday.

Damn, today’s my birthday. I’m finna get me some birthday skins.

by Bratzilla22 January 25, 2022

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Birthday sex

What I HOPE A NANCY DIDN'T GIVE MY MAN

I'm gonna give my mouth to Calendario on some birthday sex. Triple threat actually.

by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022

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the inevitable emptiness one feels on their birthday for various reasons that is not limited to but including unmet expectations, disappointment, uneventfulness etc. there is no cure to birthday loneliness.

even though i celebrated my birthday, i sat by myself with my birthday loneliness at the end of the day

by dandee February 9, 2022

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birthday crew

when all the people at chillies come out clapping and singing because it's your birthday

jimmy:hey waiter, it's timmy's birthday
timmy:SHIT
chillies people:*come out clapping with a burning cake* happy happy birthday from the birthday crew

by raybeez April 8, 2022

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Birthday

The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.

A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?

A : Because you're 1 year older now

B : aka one year closer to death

A : ...

B : leave

A : okay

by BreadyBread April 12, 2022

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