Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.

Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!

by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019

beer angst

n - the feeling of a pre-hangover caused by beer, often including anger and a headache from the pack of cigarettes you just finished.

"Aww, shit man. It's 3 AM, and I've got beer angst. Let's go punch somebody before we pass out."

by Aleistia October 29, 2013

Beer-Bressure

The act of getting influenced or pushed to drink.

You: Drink up sonny boy, tonight we be chillin'.

Me: I'm good, thanks :).
You: Haha, you to pussy to drink?
Friend: Bruh stop tryna beer-bressure her

by Anonymous-duck March 2, 2020

beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.

Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"

by Loopydave September 1, 2018

beer less

A person who does not have alcohol where alcohol is required at all times. The condition of this is only if the person has no beer.

Guy 1: hey man, you look beerless

Guy 2: I brought the vodka.

Guy 1: yea man but where's the beer? I guess no pong tonight since your beer less.

by Jcastello214 September 24, 2013

beer mob

One who is a god at downing kegs, Jägermeister, beer, ale, or any other alcholic beverage, especially at a party.

Holy balls, Rob, you are totally beer mob-bing it

Kevin is such a beer mob.

Johnny beer was a badass beer mob at the party last night

by thebeermob April 9, 2011

Beer Slurp

the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table

Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!

by PARTYSAVER November 20, 2009