altoid freakazoid

a person who has an obsession with money, weath, and/or finances

Shelly is such an altoid freakazoid that she checks her banking records every day.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke July 28, 2003

warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

Altaf Bhai

An abusive word of overall Asia and frequently used. Literal meaning is Mother fucker where as political meaning is part time whore & cultural meaning is A man who sell his sister and mother of sex. Sometime it is also used for the dirty dog who don't accept what he's ordered to do. Sexually it's acceptable meaning is dick.

John you are such an altaf bhai.
Did you saw that my altaf bhai? He's from downtown and dark black with a belt in his neck saying Altaf.

by Mr. Tapia January 3, 2011

los altos

a town in northern cali where most of the people have no souls, but lots of cash.

people in los altos only have money, not a soul.

by durangedllama February 23, 2008

altered beast

rise from your grave

dude i want to be the pink guy!!

by welcome to your doom April 17, 2004

Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011