Alabaska

A southern state combining members from Alabama and Alaska forming Alabaska

Alabaska....Where Dreams Come To Die And Where You Can Bang Your Sister And Get Away With It, home of the alabaskan hot pocket

by H4x0r Jim September 14, 2006

Alabama ham

A large north american melon, usually pictured in the hands of African americans, also known as watermelon...

Stan brought over an alabama ham, and we put in the microwave and ran a train on it all night long, then we disposed of it to our janitor clive...

by aeineralus December 1, 2007

Alabama Iced Tea

Alabama iced tea is filtered diarrhea (to remove the chunks to later be used as Alabama Hot Chocolate) served in a glass with ice. Urine is added when asked for lemon iced tea.

"Here's that iced tea you asked for."
"Thanks... hey is this an Alabama Iced tea? It smells like diarrhea!"

by Fl1pzomg August 25, 2008

alabama

A state known for its hick population, football, and the majority of the world's inbreeding.

Here football, overalls, and sleeping with your sister are all big.

Welcome to Alabama!

Here incest is illegal, but that don't stop anyone!

Come. Make yourself at home.

by <<ryan>> January 16, 2008

Alabama Thunderpussy

The greatest Southern Metal band of all time, next to Every Time I Die. With A name like that, you'll have to love them.

Guy 1: "Hey have you heard Alabama Thunderpussy's new CD?"
Guy 2: "Of course! It makes me want to give my girlfriend a Paul Bunyan Flapjack!"

by Coleno! 3750 December 27, 2011

Alabama chainsaw

Taking a fully revved chainsaw and sticking it in someones ass after you cum in it.

God my ass is sore!
What did you do an Alabama Chainsaw?

by Clitourusrex September 12, 2016

alabama bugle horn

When you shit into a bugle horn to shove it up you girls vagina and play the bugle horn so furiously that the shit blows into her vagina and you proceed to fuck her.

Last night I met this hoe in Alabama and gave her an Alabama bugle horn!!

by Skinny Penis June 6, 2016