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Thursday afternoon girl

(n) a girl that boys use in order to move on from a past relationship

The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
RORY: I guess he's taking Thursday afternoons off now. That's not good.

LANE: How is that not good?

RORY: Because that means he's moved on.

LANE: What are you talking about?

RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.

LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?

RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
by Patricia Grayson July 16, 2008
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Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

Referenced from the sit com, Different Strokes. Gary Coleman's character was famous for asking his brother, Willis what he was talking about? "Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?" with a turn of his head to emphasize confusion was a catchphrase evermore.

May 28,2010 Gary Coleman died. The world would want him to finally know what Willis was talking about. I want that in my afterlife as well...to have all my questions answered in heaven.
Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

1)When I die I want to finally know what Willis was talking about.

2) q) Do you think when we die, we will finally know what Willis was talking about?

a) I hope so.
by Twistedest May 29, 2010
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afker

An online gamer away from keyboard. Especially annoying to other players in the middle of group raids or PvP.
Report that afker to admin.
That afker is going to make us wipe.
by Teafortwo April 5, 2008
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Afterween

noun
Holiday celebrated the day after Halloween when the costumes go on super sale at Walmart and other stores.
We had so much fun on afterween!
by PAGEKEYS June 27, 2009
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Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.
John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.
by DaBoot July 15, 2009
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aftergoon

The hangover one gets after consuming copious quantities of the fruity lexia commonly referred to as goon.
"How'd you pull up after last night??"
"I have the biggest aftergoon."
by The Goonster March 28, 2010
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Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)
Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...
by Elcibieties September 15, 2010
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