apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

Apple

A thing you eat that is nice

I ate an Apple on the weekend

by Zesty55 August 29, 2006

sour green applesauce

When you are fucking a girl with syphillis and she cums green stuff and you cum in it. You try to eat it and then when you throw up, that is sour green applesauce.

I know you have syphilis , so let's make sour green applesauce.

by MasterK2388 December 30, 2016

Appled

Submitting a program, proposal, or just about anything that is up for approval, and having it get rejected with no explanation as to why. Derived from the policies of the Apple App Store.

Programmer 1: I submitted a sweet 'am I hot or not' app to the store.

Programmer 2: Did they accept it?

P1: Hell no
P3: Well why not?
P1: No idea; it just got Appled.

by Martropolis September 2, 2009

Apple Dunker

One who dunks apples.

Your son is quite the apple dunker.

by j-dubbertoasta October 23, 2010

Apple Drink

Apple Drink
Noun

The ghetto version of Apple Juice
Its chemical formula is almost identical to that of grape drink except for one key element.

Ingredients:
Sugar
Water
Green

You might have one of your black friends over, Tod.
I don't think I know what "grape drink"is, I have some Apple Juice?

Tod: What the fuck is juice?!
I want some apple drink. It's greeeeeen!

by Rzhhhh May 19, 2013

apple boobs

something that people say to break silence, usually said due to habits

Person 1: Hey, did you see that new movie?
Person 2: Yeah, pretty cool.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: apple boobs

by anglocorns January 18, 2015