alternagirl

A girl or young woman that is heavily into the indie scene in regards to fashion and music and can be often found in trendy indie coffee shops reading or studying.

What did you do last night?

Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.

by Miltonius July 16, 2005

Altbag

Orginated on HRO, the word is used to describe one who, in his quest for alt-dom follows conventional alt rules (such as purchasing sillie ammounts of records, and shopping exclusively at AmAppy), but due to misguidance from MTV and Urban Outfitters, ends up looking like an idiot.

"Hey, that dude wearing head to toe AmAppy is such an AltBag!"
"I've never seen CRLS, so I wonder if he's an altbag..."

by lilski January 20, 2009

Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

Alter Bridge

A fantastic band. Lyrics are a bit shallow and pathetic for my liking, but the lead singers voice is so deep and captivating that it sends chills down my spine.

Some good alter bridge lyrics are found in the song 'broken wings'.

"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"

by melaniemelaniemelanie August 21, 2006

Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.

"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.

by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011

Alternate

Someone who is not good enough, up to par, achieves satisfactory expectations. Someone who would be the best at what they do if only they are given the chance, which they never do.

Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.

Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.

by Bleebleeblue June 23, 2016

altie

In the mid 1990s, "Altie" was used to refer to someone who subscribed to an alternative lifestyle-- whether skateboarding, proto-goth & emo, or punk.

"I could never date Chris, I'm a cheerleader and he's an altie."

by makr6000 January 16, 2009