alertic

CS:GO (very big esport yes I promise man) pro team very stronk players such as flowerboy, amir G and brexitboy420.

omg alertic are you fika me

by Kurre December 22, 2016

alertcall

when your day dreaming or off topic in class and BOOM a teacher calls your name and your like UMM...

That teacher pisses me off she alertcalled me

by Emily_F June 20, 2017

Alertnophobia

Alertnophobia is a huge fear of the EAS system.

Man 1: *EAS pops up and he gets a heart attack*
Man 2: Damn, he has Alertnophobia.

by big beach December 2, 2020

Alertson

:)

alertson is happy :)

by Alertson November 25, 2021

Alertson

:)

alertson is good in life but with u he is nothing :)

by Alertson November 25, 2021

ALERTSEEKER

MOTHERFUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS

HE WILL ANNOY YOU THE WHOLE DAY AND NOT STOP UNTIL YOUR DEAD
IF YOU ENCOUNTER AN ALERTSEEKER FIRST DELETE HIS MC ACCOUNT FIRST THEN DELETE HIS GENSHIN ACCOUNT
THEN DONT GIVE HIM BREAKFAST TO CONTROL HIS HUNGER OR HE WILL BECOME 1000 KG

PERSON1:YOU ARE SUCH AN ALERTSEEEKER.
ALERTSEEKER:NOYOU ARE AN ALERTSEEKERNOW I WILL ANNOY YOU FOR YOUR WHOLE LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE.

by ALERT FAIL YOU BOTH BITCHES December 13, 2021

alerta

Used when Vargskelethor Joey pauses the game and starts typing to pull up a funny haha :)

ALERTA ALERTA JOKE INCOMING

by namexddd October 17, 2022