irony bar

When something is repeatedly ironic to an exaggerated degree, that it's as if you're being hit by the irony again and again. Not actually a physical iron bar.

While we were reading 'Othello', Shakespeare would not quit hitting us over the head with the irony bar!

by lstar September 9, 2012

opera bars

My late grandfather used to say this every time he belched -- as he belched.

When grandpa Walt belched, he'd say "opera bars."

by KWB March 14, 2005

sound bar

where you illegally touch an innocent 6 year old

sir i did not commit sound bar

by pedo.phileee October 6, 2020

bar none

with no exceptions

Bob: "Hey Ann, what bar you going to?"
Ann: "Bar None, it's the best, bar none!"

by Jonziespple March 14, 2017

The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.

I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar

by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019

bar of doom

The thing at all Lithium-made forums that eats people whole. Avoid at all costs.

Little Johnny has just been eaten by the bar of doom!!!!!!!

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004

bar snake

A bar snake is one of those guys who never leave the pub and always hit on girls half their age. This can also work for females.

Girl: That guy is such a bar snake

Friend: Yeh what a wanker

by BarSnakeBulldogee May 26, 2017