Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

Donkey Balled

When your automobile gets damaged like on a car crash and you don’t want to explain what happend.

Friend: Bro what happend to your car?
Oh, it got donkey balled
Friend: Wym donkey balled
Donkey balled

by Mike_Ox June 7, 2022

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

tramp donkey

Slave brought along to carry baggage where horse can't go

We tired of being ya tramp donkey acting like you some kinda one man gps.

by Dik phuk October 1, 2022

feeding the donkey

stimulation of a man’s anus with the hand in a manner similar to feeding a hungry donkey; the male equivalent of “feeding the horse”

Jay was feeding the donkey with his hand down the back of Ray’s jeans while Ray gave him head.

by jjaustx February 28, 2018