tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.

My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.

by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024

Tanking

The act of drinking tea whilst masturbating (wanking).

The new guy was caught tanking in the crib room last week

by BGR3 June 26, 2016

Rebellious Tank

A "Rebellious Tank" is some one who is not scared at anything and there really good at something

Man did you see that guy play? He's a "Rebellious Tank".

by Black Hawk May 15, 2006

Tank

A person who wears shorts in the winter time.

It’s 17 degrees and you’re wearing shorts bro? Damn you’re a fucking “tank”.

by Girthy long John March 8, 2021

tank

when you forget the H in thanks

tanks o shit forgot the h

by shotgun7788 November 5, 2015

Testing Tanks

Physically challenging an adversary for a long duration of time. Beating someone with the utmost physicality and alpha-male dominance.

Joel Miller from USF was really testing tanks against Clemson.

by WAYDWYL April 12, 2011

Crack the tank

To fuck the shit out of a fat bitch

Did you recently crack the tank

by Boogle907 June 6, 2025