Tesla-sweats

When you received the first down payment from your bank on your brand new Tesla Model Y, and you look at your newborn and think: "Fuck, I shouldn't have bought those shorts from Amundsen".

"Sorry I can't join the julebord at Statholdergaarden because I have the Tesla-sweats"

by Otto Huan October 20, 2021

linda sweating

when you're going exceptionally hard on fortnite, exceeding your average skill limit

i can't talk right now, i'm linda sweating

by aimh69 March 11, 2024

Meat Sweats

When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body

"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"

by Joey Hotdogs December 3, 2018

Sweat Film

A movie made in the age when nobody knew what a shower was, everyone was anxious, and light reflecting off the skin happened even when there was seemingly no light.

Person 1: Ew. What the hell is that movie you're watching?

Person 2: Just some sweat film that my dad keeps recommending me.

by F1 For Help November 13, 2020

stage sweating

When a person joins the stage in a room on Clubhouse but does not say or contribute anything

Billy joined the room but he was just stage sweating

by random_shutter June 23, 2021

ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

Jeet Sweats

The intense, palm-drenching anxiety and literal cold sweats that hit a degen when they've aped hard into a shitter with their whole stack on the line, only to watch the chart dump as jeets start selling the bottom. It's that gut-wrenching FOMO of whether to diamond-hand through the dip or panic-sell before the rug pull turns your bags to dust. Basically, the crypto equivalent of buyer's remorse on steroids.

Example: "Bro, I just top blasted 10 sol, and cupsey keeps dumping, I'm getting major jeet sweats—I need a ga_ke candle before my bag goes to zero.

by certified_exit_liquidity August 23, 2025