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Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.
Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!
by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023
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Johnny

A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023
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johnnie rolfe

person 1: wow that guy is a sex god

person 2: his name must be johnnie rolfe!!
by usuhhsuwggsj December 7, 2020
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Johnny

Johnny a tiny boy, standing at a whopping 5'1. He pretends that he's good at csgo to cope. he is a free thinker and not scarred to tell you about his foot fetish and list of sexually transmitted diseases he got from shawn!
Johnny is Unemployed!
by Rahhhhhh.. November 20, 2023
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Johnny

Johnny is an incredible man and a very generous person. He’s going to support you always and he’s going to be there for you when you most need him. He’s very selfless and kind. Johnny is also a very cute and hot guy, an honest hardworking person, a great friend, and an excellent boyfriend. Johnny is the type of person to bring infinite happiness in your life, if you ever meet Johnny, appreciate him, you will never meet anyone like Johnny.
Johnny is amazing, he’s such an awesome human being.
by princ3ssinpink November 20, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
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