slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.

Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.

by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020

fat ham

Very slick and laidback Cool and natural born hustler

Fat ham a slick mf

by Jojo1654 July 16, 2017

ham locker

A male or female asshole

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night

by Basshole2016 August 17, 2016

ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

by iikii July 24, 2016

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023

Ham Wild

To go wild like a ham sandwich or smt i forgor

Doo doo head: That party was ham wild
Sex master: Thanks, now i know it was wild like a turkey sandwich
doo doo head: youŕe a moron

by yuri (the rock) tarded April 26, 2023

Ham Editor

A 100000000000000x better version of Hammer World Editor made by VOLVo, invented by saismee the pig.
It literally doesn't corrupt your maps like Hammer does, instead it maps for you!!
And the maps are beautiful, like sexy Jiafei products from China!

(Note: You do need to own Aperture Science Ham Labor to use this program)

A: YO did you hear about ham editor?
B: I don't want to live anymore...

by Enderek0 January 4, 2022