Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed

The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.

by robnrandy November 7, 2007

drop a hotdog

Curb stomping a dickhole

Joe threatened to drop a hotdog after someone hit his trailer headfirst.

by Fuckin Heathen May 10, 2008

[Sniper a Hoe]

The act of snipering aka taking someone out that you dont like and/or care for.

If ya keep runnin' your mouth I'm gonna have to Sniper a Hoe. Watch yourself!

by A. Michelle L February 25, 2009

install a hole

the act of digging a hole, most often a grave!

Scenario #1
Fred: Hey boss we gonna install a hole today?

Boss: Nope, but ill beep u when i got someone.

Scenario #2
Boss: Hey, you free today? I need to install a hole!

Fred: Yeah I'm free, just bring the shovels!

by Fr3d Sm1th April 23, 2009

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

by zerek44 April 19, 2010

fudging a-hole

a shorter version of fucking asshole. ussaually said because you cant say fucking asshole around some people

fudging a-hole i steped on a nail!

by sexi black chick July 11, 2010