green monkey

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004

green day

the name greenday actually came from an episode of bert and ernie-sesame street where they said something like "what a greenday" everyone else who thinks their name came from the concept of smokeing marijuana are stupid.

their name before greenday was sweet children. True greenday fans know these facts!%@^%

by greenday are stoners te, he, he January 29, 2005

green day

A great band that have brought out many fantastic albums and became big in 1994 with the album called Dookie. But have had other albums suchas Nimrod, Imsomniac and Warning.

The members in Green Day are Tre Cool, Mike Dirnt and Billie Joe Armstrong.
"Woah I have liked Green Day since back in the Dookie Days"

by PeRsOn0101 September 25, 2005

green monster

The best alcohol drink i have tasted to date....

Not cough syrup and mouthwash...ewww

Get a cooler...
(2) 2liter bottles of mt dew
(2) quarts (big can) of pinapple jucie
(8) packets of limon lime cool-aid
(1) 1/5 of everclear....

Mix well and enjoy... makes about 2 gallons

"I got drunk of green monster and shit green in my friends shoe...."

by Chris Gault April 8, 2006

Green Day

1. A band which kicks major ass.
2. Saint Patrick's Day
3. A good day to smoke up.

1. Green Day is off the heezy.
2. Tomorrow is Green Day!
3. I'm bored, I think it's time for a Green Day.

by Chris Johnson January 8, 2004

Green Day

1. a day wasted smoking pot. john kiffeysomething, the old drummer from the band green day came up with it and also wrote a song about it. comes from sesame street. the guys were fucked up, eating cereal and watching sesame street, big bird said green day, they thought it was funny.
2. a song by al sobrante (aka john kiffeysomething) appears on 1039/smoothed out slappy hours.
3. a band

dude, every day this week was a green day. thats like 20 days man!
"Pictures sounds
Of moving insects so surreal"
i saw green day play yesterday.

by catherine March 4, 2005

Green Day

alright, all of you need to shut the fuck up about green day being sellouts. even if they do want to make a living, you shouldnt give a fuck if they have good music. if you dont think they have good music, go ahead and think that i dont care. Just because they want to make a living, doesnt mean that they dont care about the music. good god you guys need to get a LIFE. yes, i like all kinds of punk, underground to pop/punk (only occasionally.) IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE ATTITUDE OF THE BAND IS, YOU DONT HAVE TO CARE ABOUT LYRICS. anyhow, back to the definition.

Green Day is my particular favorite 90s and 20th century punk rock bands. made up of guitarist Billie Joe Armstrong, bassist Mike Dirnt, and drummer Tre Cool. (there is another guy but i havent been able to figure out his name. if that guy's reading this YOU ARE THE MAN.) I PERSONALLY do not think that they quite revolutionized Punk rock music, but certainly made it interesting.

person one "dude green day sucks, they're such sellouts."

person two "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKOFF IF YOU DONT LIKE THEM JUST DONT SAY ANYTHING."

by Woodrobs January 9, 2005