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Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Donkey Truck

Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,

When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.

A common fool.

A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.

(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
mugGet the Donkey Truckmug.

Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.
Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
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milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole
Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass
by Peyton mark taylor December 26, 2017
mugGet the milk donkeymug.

rusty donkey

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?
by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015
mugGet the rusty donkeymug.

Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019
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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 28, 2019
mugGet the donkey beltmug.

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