Quail-Tard

1. A wingless, mentally challenged, small bird, hunted for sporting purposes. (n)
2. Awkward in appearance and movement, similar to the noun definition of a quail-tard.

1. Dick Cheney once shot a man in the face while hunting for quail-tard.
2. Damn that look at the way Alicia moves, she looks like a fuckin quail-tard.

by James Mart May 24, 2006

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tard

A hooker, slut, whore, woman who turns tricks for free or for money, ho, the like, usually used in european areas, ie. england, especially in SoHo (ive been there lol :)

did you see that tard? she just over there on the street corner! u jsut missed her...someone just picker her up

by garrett! July 13, 2006

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E-tard

a person that had to much Ecstasy.

Take roots from retard.

look at that guy with the lightsticks, what a total E-tard!

by Lydia Bergeron February 10, 2003

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Mus-Tard

A Muslim that is Autistic, and thinks hes so tough. Also, he is very into DBZ and thinks Muhammad Ali is god(because he's the only famous muslim)

Yo Aqeel is such a Mus-Tard, he thinks he's Goku

by AFISH February 20, 2009

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bri-tard

If someone named with BRI in their name {usually at the beginning} does something increduliously retarded.

(Subject) Bri is microwaving popcorn. She then calls out " I burn't it!!! Her brother goes to see and says " Of course u did u bri-tard u put it upside down!!!!!!!! ( I know what a complete bri-tard!) {BTW This was a really happened¡}

by ODST Of Destruction January 24, 2009

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