Finna chew a shoe

A slang term referring to how messed up you are about to get. This can be from alcohol, weed, or any like substance.

"Hey Mike, how fucked up are you gonna get tonight?"
"I finna chew a shoe!"

by Michael the N October 17, 2011

Elf Shoe Tits

When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes.

Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle.

Jeff: Dat Latina has some tiny tittays.

Timo: She probably rockin' dem Elf Shoes.

(or She's got Elf Shoe Tits.)

Jeff: Aight, lez get some donuts.

by caeser February 14, 2008

goody-too-shoes

A goody-too-shoes is someone who needs everything perfect. Even if it’s not theirs they will clean it up or make it tidy. If they don’t tell the teacher the right answer, they go right back at it.

#1 she’s such a goody-too-shoes!!
#2 if I didn’t get the right answer I would just give up

by bacongirl_88 April 04, 2018

sensible shoe brigade

Lesbians

Oprah is definitely part of the sensible shoe brigade!

by ASilentS November 09, 2011

Fucking Golf Shoes

profanity used when you've ran out of marijuana

Fucking golf shoes, we're out of weed!

by Ashley Asthetic March 21, 2009

Stone in my shoe

A "stone in my shoe" or "stone in the shoe" is something or someone who is causing severe irritation and creating problems for you.

In the movie Godfather, "I got a stone in my shoe, Mr. Corleone. A two-bit punk who works for me."
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.

Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.

by JonSwift September 26, 2019

Piggy-shoe Slapped

To be hit by the locker next to you when someone opens it.

Kindra was trying to get a book out of her locker, but Ashley opened her's and piggy-shoe slapped Kindra.

by xmissprissx May 31, 2010