There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Grand

G

When Flo Thinks Bob Could Say “Grand or G” for a Good Dollar

by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018

Grand wizard

The grand wizard leader of the kool kids klub made by David is based on the kkk he is very strong so strong that he says the n-word without the pass he hates black people and has a all black robe and his followers where all white robes he also does not like black animals especially black goats he hates them with all his heart. Also he hates the lgbtq and is a high chad who once threw a pride flag in a sewer he is a ultra chad

The grand wizard

by David the grand wizard February 1, 2023

Grand Haven

A small city that has a hell lot of drug problems but trys to hide it. Does this to look good and to not drive tourist away.

😁
Full of preppy ass schools.

And anything u say or do the teens here call u a fag or gay sooo.

Kid-So wanna go to the beach?
GRAND HAVEN KID- That's gay.
Kid- Tf no it's not.
GRAND HAVEN KID- Yes it is u fag.

by UnbelievableGH February 6, 2018

Grand Rebranding

Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.

It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Grand Slam girl

a fake tennis fan who only follows the Grand Slams and none of the smaller tennis tournaments

S: Omg, did you watch Indian Wells last night? That Delpo match was insane!
N: Uhh... durr... what?
S: Ugh, you're such a Grand Slam girl.

by FThunder526 May 17, 2018

A grand day out

A dirty Mario 3 Athletic lyric dub which tells the story of an ecstatic hobo driving, raiding your house, and taking all your money while you sleep. It's lulzy as it is.

1: A grand day out slaps ass, yo!
2: Fo sure, my man!
1: DRIVING AND I'M SPEEDING AND I'M VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING
2: SWERVING AND I'M SCREAMING AND I VIOLENTLY CUM!

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023