drunk socks

Socks that slide down your foot inside your shoe, they won't stay up.

These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.

by Cammmm August 31, 2017

Stupid socks

Somebody that is incredibly stupid

Hey Braydon your such a stupid socks!

by Smart socks May 28, 2018

Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum

This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.

by Nub698 August 26, 2011

Glock Sock

A Glock stuffed inside your sock for safe keeping, typically helpful on the pool deck for many purposes.

Get off the pool deck, he is about to flex his Glock sock!

by GabeShooter April 1, 2019

creepy socks

Socks that creep down your legs.

While walking you can feel the sock slowly creeping down your legs. Hence the term creepy socks.

by svdmailf December 15, 2013

Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018

Shart Sock

A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.

Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.

Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!

by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021