Elijah status chamber

When Elijah is kept in a capsule and live off of the semen of his capsule owner

Elijah tried out the Elijah status chamber!

by czisbeast August 25, 2019

hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Steen status

A level of status only the elite Hustlers can reach. Named after the best Hustler to ever Hustle and still the only one to ever hit steen status born in Newton Ia the legend who single handedly put newton on the map is still said to be seen from time to time doing what he does in his town. Steen is wise u can learn a lot from him but never out hustle him..

That guy can sure hustle....ya but he will never reach steen status

by Godprays2me August 18, 2023

Status Dramaticus

One somebody throws a fit to get what they want. They will eventually stop when they realize nobody will pay attention to them OR they will not receive desired thing by throwing a fit. Commonly witnessed by healthcare professionals.

Patient in bed B is in status dramaticus because she wants a turkey sandwhich, taxi voucher, and warm blankets to go. She’s been discharged an hour ago and refuses to leave.

by Nursie93 January 13, 2019

Statue of Libiddy

Da disparaging term dat da freedom-and-equal-rights-opposing Osama bin Laden might have referred to sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi's greatest creation.

If Homer Simpson actually did eventually write back to his "old pen pal", he might not want to use a patriotic postage stamp for mailing da envelope to dat particular Arab male-dominance fanatic, since said prejudiced towel-head might not even wanna open a letter with a picture of da "Statue of Libiddy" affixed to it!

by QuacksO October 18, 2024

Rookie Status

When someone acts like a rookie they then have rookie status. This can apply to anything where you are better than a friend, they will have rookie status.

Person A: Fuck i just knocked over all the cups playing Beer Pong
Person B: That is Rookie Status

Joe: Can you teach me how to take a rip of this ROOR?
Mark: Wow, such rookie status.

by You're a Rookie November 25, 2009

Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014