Not me

A person will use this term when talking about themselves. Typically used when saying who committed an undesirable action.

“Who put the lava lamp underground to make it a magma lamp? Not me!”

“Who shoved Larry into the pond and drowned him? Not me!”

by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

Me

Not you.

“Who’s he?”

“You idiot! He’s me!”

by Sparkmaker12 June 5, 2024

me-uh

some rando who lost her chapstick.

me-uh is very gay

by randompageforfunsies June 7, 2024

But you didn't agree with me THEN

Ope, there it is! Ok. So, you did get it. You just had to spend a couple of days framing it as racism before you pivoted to "Yeah, it's our talking point but you didn't do it back when we were trying to mischaracterize a pretty obvious overdose and some probably poor police training as overt racism!"

A literal bipolar woman "But you didn't agree with me THEN!"

Hym "Tss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You fucking clowns are ridiculous! One of you is hot but still ultimately ridiculous individuals, all of you!"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

Color Me Purple

When you want the conversation to have a nice bow tied at the end and you're not sure how to end it.

"I have a cool car"
"Oh what kind of car is it?"
"A Maserati and it goes real fast"
"Well... color me purple."

by bbwwoo June 9, 2024

Source: It came to me in a dream

When a person claims the source of their information was revealed in a dream.

Dumbfuck on Discord: "yo did u know we gonna die? source: it came to me in a dream"
Person on Discord: "wow, like i'd ever believe that!"

by iwascrazyonce June 10, 2024