Eisenhower High School

A high school with a lot of bitch ass middle class kids who think they’re cool because they wear Supreme or another overly expensive brand. The teachers are old af. All they do is bitch and complain at you if you do something slightly wrong. If you do have a younger teacher then they’re probably pretty chill though. Also everybody vapes and thinks they’re so cool. You literally cannot piss in a urinal without pissing on a vape somebody threw in there. They’re broke af too. Everything is a least 30 years old.

“Oh you go to Eisenhower High School”
“Yeah”
“Oh that’s why ur such a bitch”

by JustARandomGuy174828 October 20, 2021

Trinity High School

Catholic school in Louisville Kentucky where Among Us porn is very common. They also like using a double sided dildo in the bathroom in between classes.

Oh you go Trinity High School. I knew you were a closeted gay!

by Awesome Fart September 20, 2021

Basehor-Linwood High School

The cows outside are fat but go into the girls locker room during lunch to see some real cows.

We need somebody for the 105 weight class in powerlifting...*Crickets*
Must be Basehor-Linwood High School

by Skianabend December 19, 2018

High Point Regional High school

High Point Regional High school is a small school located in Sussex NJ. The kids from Branchville, Frankford, Lafayette, Montague, Sussex, and Wantage all come here. The kids are either wanna be hicks, hood, or straight up faggots. White make up 98% of the school. Most kids act all hard and get in each others faces then when they fight it's usually either one kid beats the shit out of another or the most white kid fight possible. The girls here are nothing but ugly sluts and straight up skanky fucks. Multiple blow jobs are given by the art stair well every year by these whores. The seniors don't do shit because they all know that they are gonna live the high school life for two more years at SCCC the local community college which over 90% of the graduating class attends. The school is nicknamed High Joint because everyone is always high. Weed and nic is a religion at this dump. Kids either smoke in the parking lot before school or bring their shitty gas station carts from the local Delta into the bathroom and get high their. Another religion at this school is wrestling. Wrestling is a cult at this school and all the old men from the county love nothing more then to watch of a bunch of sweaty teenage boys grope each other on a Friday night. The rest of the sports teams no one gives a fuck about because they all the suck. The football team cant seem to find a head coach either. The last one was fired for threatening to kill a kid on the other team.

The kids only come to the games to either get high or get drunk in the parking lot. The cheerleaders all think that they are bad as fuck but in reality they are bunch of fat ugly sluts and have the same build as the lineman do. The schools biggest rival is Kittatinny which another high school that is a bunch of wanna be hicks. The administration seems to keep employing pedophiles as well. At least 1 teacher a year gets fired for molesting a kid. They seriously can't wait until they graduate? Multiple teachers fuck kids after they graduate here as well so it's normal at HP. As for the rest of the teachers over 95% of them already went to HP.Despite all this the worst part about the school is by far the special ed program. They seriously use these kids for manual labor. The worst part about all of it is that it is the only sped program left in the county. At the end of the year they get to perform on the stage and the whole school is forced to watch. The concert is nicknamed veggie tales. All the kids in he crowd just sit and laugh at the circus these kids put on.

Man High Point Regional High school sucks dick.

by High Point fucking sucks December 7, 2024

galaxy high

Galaxy high is when your high off your brains and you feel like your in space, time goes by slower and slower and you feel like your organs are floating around inside of you.

-last night I was so fucking shlapped bro!
-Bro I know you were like on some galaxy high type shit.

by JungleFever4Lyfe April 20, 2018

Sky High Money

Money/currency received by selling drugs

"Drug dealin' just to get by,
Stack your money 'til it get sky high"- Kanye on Sky High Money

by Andross, Himself February 3, 2021

Highs Closed

When you’re high out ya mind and your eyes are just like... glued shut.

“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”

*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.

*Midnight McDonlads Run*

Drive Thru worker: highs closed

You: highs closed

by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019