Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

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“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022

Fuck you in your 15 holes

An outlandish statement, only used to insult and denigrate the very worst douchebags, assholes, and degenerates.

It is a common truth that everyone has at least 15 orifices hidden on his or her body. Girls usually have at least 20 hidden ones, however.

Douchebag: Hey yo imma fuck u up if u dont do my algebra homework

Sensible human being: Fuck you in your 15 holes, you fucking jackass!!

Douchebag: .....fine ill leave u alone, jeezus

by Tofu-san September 19, 2009

ching chong your religion is wrong

A meme on the internet used to ridicule Asian people

A phrase to promote other religions.

Asian guy: I converted to Buddhism
White Guy: ching chong your religion is wrong
Asian guy *Beats white guy up*

by Sea Dragon December 2, 2018

blow your back doors off

To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.

Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."

by Alex "FatSage" November 2, 2006

put that in your juice box and suck it!!

something to say when your own somebody while playing a fighting game

Tina_Lyn-damn it you killed me!!
Rel_Michele-You killed me first.So put that in your juice box and suck it!!

by Tina_lyn1128 June 4, 2009

go all menendez on your ass

To go on a hateful killspree, particularly on one's parents. Derived from the infamous Menendez brother murders ca. 1996.

"Dad, if you keep on drinking tequila and beating up grandma, I'll go all Menendez on your ass."

by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019