OJ Simpson

The act of giving a blowjob while the recipient drinks orange juice.

"Dude, this fat black prostitute gave me a blowjob while I drank orange juice last night!" said Jake. "Oh my god," exclaimed Marson, "you got an OJ Simpson at waffle house."

by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx August 30, 2024

My simpies

My sympathies but ur stoned

"Owch, I stubbed my toe!"

" My simpies dude"

by Jennyfish February 9, 2024

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

Princess simp

Jordan Sagers

Jordan is a princess simp he has all these bitches buying him shit

by Prince Hershey February 12, 2024

MTAoR simp

A hardcore lover of a Roblox group called Metropolitan Transit Authority of Roblox, who constantly likes and plays their games 24/7, thinking it's the best and argues with anyone who doesn't like it, and advertises it everywhere.
They also take everything very seriously like it's in real life and will not be afraid to ban someone over train surfing in the group.

This guy is an MTAoR simp.

by AverageMTAFan February 19, 2024

alannah sims

the sweetest cute most beautiful girl in the world 😘😘😘😘

girl #1: “hey have you talked to that one really beautiful girl lately”
girl #2: “oh are you talking about alannah sims, shes over there talking to her super hot boyfriend”

by xzav1er March 2, 2024