When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
Get the unicorn mug.To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
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A person that posts pictures "selfies" at the gym all the time and never actually works out. If they do pick up a weight its extremely rare like a unicorn. Often the only thing you see them working out is their fingers on their phone. They are the person that gives you dirty looks when you ask to use the equipment they are sitting on for their photo shoot.
Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.
Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.
Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Don't worry about the gym unicorn. Despite being here, its just a social media ploy to make her look good.
Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
by CurlsForTheGurls_HammerTime January 24, 2017
Get the Gym unicorn mug.Related to armadillos and rhinos, unicorns are a usually white horse-resembling creature with rainbow hair and a pink and purple horn. Have been mistaken to narwhals, but narwhals are actually unihippocampi. Not related to horses or pegasi, as they do not exist. A unicorn is quite real and one dies everytime someone breaks a promise, tells a lie, or has an awkward silence. Unicorns also have the power to grant you wishes.
by summersunshine.dabeep February 15, 2015
Get the Unicorn mug.If I ever see him whip it out and wave it around again, I'm gonna chop that thing off and make him into a unicorn.
by mandythewombat October 22, 2015
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