Uncle Bob

Majority of the American populations uncle's typically has a handle bar mustache has been rocking the mullet since 1982 and wears sunglasses with the elastic on the ends to conveniently turn them into a necklace. Never got around to cashing in the camel cash, but claims he had enough to get the boat. and when he says cool he says it like key-oww-ll

Wait are we talking about my uncle Bob or your uncle Bob?

by Shrewby July 22, 2020

UNCLE DON

black person who supports Trump despite obvious signs of racism

this uncle don made a little money and now he's supporting trump like he's rich.

by dreamer awoken September 13, 2020

uncle fred

Man whose had his penis stolen by his nephew will

Hey bros should I steal uncle Fred's huge cock and wear it over my own?

Yes

Ok I will

by Gfy February 02, 2017

Uncle Mark

when you give your partner a noogie as either you, they, or the both of you climax

I gave that girl an Uncle Mark last week
Bro I just Uncle Marked your mom

by Doctor Drew’s Alternate July 10, 2021

Uncle touch

You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently

My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?

by Agclh123400 December 06, 2019

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Terrence

An instance where sperm does not emit from the penis during ejaculation due to a large kidney stone stuck in the urinary tract.

Taylor: Did you finish on me?
Brett: No, fuck! I think I had an Uncle Terrence!

by Winser the Penguin August 18, 2017