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Lesbian Toast

What began as a misunderstood word, has now lead to the rights for one woman toast to love another woman toast.
Girl:What are you doing?
Other girl:Nothing just reading a cute story about Lesbian Toast. :3
by winchesterboi November 12, 2020
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Massachusetts Toast

Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
“Man I had the worst Massachusetts Toast yesterday, but I at least got some Dunks”
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
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Toasted SouthWestern

Toasted Southwestern: When a Super Tanned white woman rides a dick Reverse Cow Girl Style in the anus with butter on her ass (or massage oil) to help glide better.

Also called SouthWestern Toast
1- I met a chick from the jersey shores last night at the club. Took her home and she served me a Toasted Southwestern. I was all in her ass bro.

2- My boy Erin said this girl Ada came to his house last night and went right to the fridge for the butter. She asked if he was in the mood some Toasted SouthWestern.
by PJ_HarlemKnight1 September 1, 2014
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Not to butter my own toast

A phrase used before self praise in order to make oneself sound more modest
"Not to butter my own toast, but my fit is lookin mega fly today"
by Willththril April 18, 2021
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Toasted

Getting high off your ass. With weed. Just weed. Not alcohol. It’s not a regional thing.
Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.

Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.
by J_C_W March 7, 2020
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Toast

The god of the new world. Beware him. Cocoa is his faithful sacrifice who he got attached to.
Gigi: Toast is the god of the new world
by Bunbun🌸 February 21, 2021
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Toast

Fuck you all, this is my army and together I shall take them and dominate the world, where all of you degenerates will be fucking dead because I'm dominating the world, so Fuck you. Also, stop eating my people like you're from Attack on Titan you giant ass naked freaks.
The Toast army shall rise and take over the fucking world you degenerates.
by Toastaypartay the 78th March 1, 2020
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