Moon King

Moon King an amazing friend I knew him since chatogo. He's an absolute player, he's cocky and thinks very highly of himself but he's never selfish especially when is comes to a friend in need. That's what I love about him. He can be really annoying but I guess in a way it's charming but I'd never admit that in front of him I'd rather swallow a rotten mouse. Anywho the saddest part about him is that he always puts on a cheery smile even when there's something rough going on. I always feel worthless watching him get hurt because there's nothing i can do about it. Moon King doesn't deserve that shit. I hope things get better for him because he deserves the world <3

Moon King is a complicated whore.

by A zombae <3 May 02, 2021

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Moon Bag

The bag of profits you secure from an investment that has mooned.

Bro my crypto went up a kajillion percent. Cashed out a nice moon bag. Gonna go buy a Lambo now. Skrrt skrrt!

by LowerCasel September 05, 2021

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Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 06, 2016

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moon ring

A ring of poo residue around a butt hole.

I love touching her moon ring in the morning.

by WillDiggity December 01, 2016

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Moon Jar

A blue version of a Sun Jar, both of which can be found on ThinkGeek.
Ideal for a shroom trip. Holding a moon jar whilst tripping on shrooms creates a feeling of safety and happiness.

Cody: Get the moon jar and hide in that room; the evil demons are coming after us!
Dan: Moon jar!

by Sally-0 January 17, 2010

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