Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move

“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”

by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018

clock buddy

what a lot of teachers use to pair kids up in class

" Ok class! Get with clock buddy number.... 3!"

by ninjaghost319 December 24, 2015

Clocked your Tea

Accusing someone of something you know they did.

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.

R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.

by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

French Alarm Clock

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

Unsteady clock

A figure of speech to describe sleep deprivation in the sense that a person cannot tell what time of day it is as soon as they wake up.

For an example, someone may wake up at 6:00 in the evening after sleeping all day, then they might believe it's 6:00 in the morning instead, because it's dark outside, and they must have slept for so long that their mind had went blank and forgot about the time of day.

Your sleeping habits are like an unsteady clock! Quit staying up so late, and you won't sleep all day on the next day!

by Lueriva Fetheroviu June 26, 2023

Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.

"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"

by ProxyFox May 14, 2020