Throat goat

Greatest dick sucker of all time

Sylvia is the throat goat

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Strep Throat

Strep throat is cured by ball gagging.

Yaya hadn’t been feeling well for a few weeks. She had caught strep throat, taking antibiotics did not work so she tried ball gagging. Yaya is cured.

by Xylophon3 September 30, 2021

Pythagorean Throat Sex

When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!

by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021

Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 2, 2019

Throat

The grabage bin had some rotten garbage juice in the bottom of it...

Hym "I had a sore throat all day today after I took that garbage bag out... I came to the conclusion that it was the garbage juice in the bottom of the trash can... I was right. I filled it with a garbage bag that fits snuggly over the can and my sore throat went away immediately.... That can't be healthy... Glad I didn't fall asleep. That probably could have killed me under the right circumstances.... Still empty though. It's glorious, Jordan. I wosh you would come see it. It's a sight to behold. True art! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN!!! (That's why one of the A.I. is called SORA, Jordan. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is a .Hack reference and one of the characters is called Sora. He's put in a coma and becomes the main character of the sequel series and goes by the name Haseo. The sequel series was lit. .Hack//GU? It slams. It was on sale for a while so I bought it and binged it.)"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2024