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Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
by JormanThoad September 1, 2017
mugGet the Honey, I never drive faster than I can seemug.
Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.
Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.
by Dagraff May 19, 2021
mugGet the kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5mug.
The slogan that portrays President Trump as a con man in the White House, whose billionaire image is a sham: an inept businessman and a serial tax avoider, who paid only $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 each—a figure that is far less than what millions of blue-collar Americans are paying—but would deduct $70,000 to take care of his hair.
Teachers, nurses, and cooks, most of whom paid much more than $750 in tax, are protesting by wearing a T-shirt that says “I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.” to expose his fake riches and financial shenanigans.
by MathPlus September 28, 2020
mugGet the I paid more income taxes than Donald Trump.mug.
From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007
mugGet the I love you more than a dog loves people foodmug.
He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019
mugGet the why does my brother think he's smarter than memug.
A stupid “comeback” used by people mainly on tiktok or insta. don’t use it or else you are asking for someone to one up you
Acab emily: *says something stupid*
You: *proves acab emily wrong*
Acab emily: at least i have more followers than you luv 🥰
Another person: not more then me
by aqxa on yt April 11, 2022
mugGet the I have more followers than youmug.
Equivalent to I'm 13373|2 than u, except even though it sounds dorky, it is actually cooler.
Haha, I just kicked your ass!

I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than you!
by Bob882 August 28, 2004
mugGet the I'm one thousand three hundred and thirty - sevener than youmug.

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