grumble cakes

A tasty snack treat coveted by Strong Bad, but stolen from under his nose by Homestar Runner when he got SB to say something stupid.

Only liars and thieves eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison.

Just ask the cheat.

by BMW March 10, 2004

Caked Up

When a girl wears too much make up, she looks caked up, and unnatural looking!

Damn bro, did you see Jennifer in the break room at lunch break brooo lol she looked all caked up!

by whosurdaddy69 March 14, 2019

diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake

Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!

by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 06, 2021

Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 08, 2008

lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.

I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.

by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011