Thor? Yea he's Brandon Dubose's bitch. I once saw a Brandon Dubose rip a 14ft tall grizzly bear in half and later use it as a rug. I once thought a Brandon Dubose was riding a horse into battle, it was just a wheelbarrow full of his balls. Bitches beware, your clit has no chance against a Brandon Dubose.
by Purpl3nurpl3 October 03, 2015
The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
A loser who stays in your home past his welcome, drinks your Dr peppers, and is a literal piece of shit and smokes weed erry day .
how long that nigga brandon staying?
all day, all day. nigga
did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?
So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
all day, all day. nigga
did you take out that nigga brandon to the dumpster?
So what are you planning to be when you grow up?
-A nigga brandon bitch! weed is life Mufukah
by BitchSquadddddd October 02, 2015
That boy is a Autistic Brandon
by Seatbelt Unbuckler November 06, 2018
The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.
by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019
A fat chunk of shit that has diabetes, and he will eventually lose his battle. But until then he will continue to get rejected by women and continue to post suciadal threats on his Snapchat story. But he will eventually realize no one gives a fuck about him. He has no respect from anybody, I mean his mom kicked him out and threw away his clothes. He gets no respect from other fighters because they throw 360 spinning flying tiger roundhouse kicks to his skull when he try’s to touch gloves. Brandon is a garbage piece of shit
by QSS November 05, 2017
he’s a guy that’s forever loyal to you no matter what, he’s the type of person to be there for you when you need him, a shoulder to cry on, etc. i personally love brandon calderon so very much. he’s really cute and is know to have the most day dreaming eyes. everyone needs a brandon
i love brandon calderon
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
brandon calderon helped me out today
brandon calderon is the nicest guy i know
by Anonymous Person lolol June 01, 2023