Robert Vento

A GenX badass who does not take shit from no one, a Boss.

Damn…Robert Vento is here let’s go before it’s too late!

by Coming thru May 22, 2025

Robert Snell

The lord of all memes, Robert Snell can do anything you can do but better. Robert can also domesticate any living animal. Robert is truly a living bossfight.

Robert Snell is the final boss of life.

by Penis Dweller September 9, 2021

Robert

Is a funnee man who's is very tall with a huge weiner and a big brain he also like lasagna

Sarah: Have you seen Robert?
Michelle: Yeah his cock is massive

by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022

Robert

Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.

A Robert is a drug addict.

by BOB the yeet17 October 19, 2020

Robert

Robert is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. He gathers more insane stories in a year than most people do in a lifetime. He’ll take you on adventures and then retell them in a way that makes you relive them. Despite all that, he’ll still be down-to-earth when he needs to. Don’t let Robert get away.

Person 1: Who keeps making monkey noises at 3AM?
Person 2: That’s Robert. Go ask him to tell you the Michigan story.

by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023

Martha roberts

Martha roberts is the definition of a cougar. She loves the nicotine and seems to never get enough of it. You will know if you meet a martha roberts because their bum will wipe you out if it touches you. Don’t be phased she might seem like a nice girl but behind your back she can vomit words like you have never heard before

Yeh I went flying when she touched me she is a martha roberts

Did you hear martha roberts texted him. Deffo a cougar

by emi goodman June 3, 2022

Robert

Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.

Roberts neck looks extra good today

by froggypf November 1, 2020