by dicksuckerpu$syeater September 28, 2018
Get the Poundmug. The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.
Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.
by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018
Get the Pound Paralysismug. Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
Get the Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?mug. The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021
Get the The British Poundmug. When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
by John_Mason January 9, 2012
Get the thousand pound touchdownmug. 
by Controlfreak June 11, 2017
Get the a pound of pepper on my pizzamug.