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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
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Hey Benson

Hey Benson is a tagline from the popular show Regular Show.

The sentence "Hey Benson" comes from a DANK moment in the series POGGG! PAWG! xD, LMAO!! ROFL!
User 1: BROOOOOO!
User 2: Sigma on the wall
User 3: Hey Benson *BRUH*
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Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman

A meme / TikTok sound clip used to mock-exaggerate someone being overly chill, unbothered, or “laid-back” to the point of absurdity. It often implies someone is using vapid “dude-bro” energy or just being kind of ridiculous by leaning into a persona of nonchalance.
Friend: “You haven’t studied for the exam.”
You: “Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman.”
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
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hey

a (slang) word that is used as hate speech and/or racism to the jewish religion and people involved with it. It roughly translates to "nigger" or also known as the n-word in censored terms but instead of the black race, it is the jewish religion.
"You Hey! Get off my lawn!"

"Is that the star of david? Are you a Hey?"
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ooh hey now

It is when you may be startled, this is a reaction of what u may say
Walking pat the huzz and almost walking into them, ooh hey now
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