Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration
Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
by Jordowski June 15, 2020
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Those things that are in Adam's bed. Large birds.
"Ouch, not the Golden Geese!" cried Adam.
by Yellowsnow March 10, 2004
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A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.
Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.
by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022
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To be played for slow, or given the runaround.

As in a reference to duck duck goose, being seen as an easy target to toy with

To be seen as a golden goose, easily bamboozled or tricked
Damn, she tried to goose me and have me pay for her and her girls when she had a man.

That price is too high, dont try to goose me.
by Love is Hasstyle January 18, 2021
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One of the most underrated rappers so far. Man that kid spits bars. Words flow through his head at any given moment and he’s probably never truly present in any event. He never disappoints or holds his tongue. Legend says he’s packing packing but you’ll have to find out for yourself.
Yo did you go to that Goose concert??? Shit was off the chain.
by Gone Goose April 18, 2020
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Someone who is being dumb in a silly way.
I was speaking to Jack you goose.
by NinjNames September 24, 2018
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Look at the homo he is a total goose
by Thettuth October 08, 2021
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