Sour Finger

The act of fingering a woman's ass hole and keeping it in a bottle of milk for 15 minutes and dunking it in the sugar of sour patch kids.

My wife wanted to spice things up a tad and she asked for a Sour Finger... it still smells after 7 months.

by oldgreggg6699 March 5, 2011

jimmy fingers

when lacrosse players gently stroke their wood in the hope of impressing beautiful girls

check out his jimmy fingers - i think he wants to get laid

by dogga42 January 13, 2010

finger called

when you accidentally call someone from an Apple iPhone (or any other touch screen phone) by sliding you finger across the screen of the phone and selecting someone to call without noticing; synonym of pocket calling.

"Dude, I finger called you before i blocked my phone. Sorry"

by anonimatus unanimus January 7, 2010

funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.

Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Finger lake

Autistic squirrel, can't be understood, and can't drive a plane. He loves OG KG and the finger family

Stupid ass finger lake!

by got2nuts June 2, 2017

Finger Recce

To probe your partners Gink with a digit to ascertain weather an attempt at bum love would be a good idea.

I took that slapper from the George home last night. Got her on her knees, quick finger recce, all clear so i gave her one up the wrong-un.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Jizz fingers

Someone who when playing sports can either catch any ball thrown that day, or drop any.

yo jizz fingers catch the ball

by glec June 9, 2009