Your mom

The person people make jokes about all the time

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time

by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

your mom

lil bitch who suck my dick every day XDDDDD

I banged your mom yesterday. pleb XDDDD

by Tonnyz May 9, 2018

Your Mom

The person I fucked last night

I fucked your mom

by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

your mom

a joke that is something you prob should not say to your dad

hey man what did you do lastnight?

Your mom.

a common response i use when said to me is
...Your mom.

well my moms dead so that's necrophilia

by umeria March 1, 2022