table head

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016

table pounder

A conversation you get in that one person gets so worked up they hit the table. Usually to get someone attention or to show anger.

"Conversation about Rahim is a table pounder."

"Man if you mention sexist jokes around her she get so mad she pounds the "table.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To play checkers! This is a table joke

by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017

tabushki

Eating Thai or Chinese with your pants off.

My Grandma was disturbed when she saw me Tabushki at dinner

by 1738584838696969 April 12, 2017

Tabbetha

One of a kind special girl. Drop dead gorgeous, super smart, always getting A’s in school. Boys go crazy over her. Loves animals, extremely caring and loving, has a fat ass, hard working, always has her eyes on that special one boy. If you know a tabbetha then you are extremely lucky

Damm have you seen tabbetha lately? She been looking like a snack

by BrandonFuckingLamonica January 13, 2018

Table fluff

To prop ones assets upon a table or surface in order to receive certain wants and needs. Typically in the context of an Instagram photograph.

Guy 1
Man look at those girls taking a selfie.

Guy 2

Fuck yeah man look at the way shes using that table fluff.

by Aaron St Martin August 13, 2018

Tabeia

Tabeia is a rare name more often so used in europe than in any other region of the world. She is the kind of girl you wanna be friends due to her cuteness but can also be kind of intimidating as she is sexy at the same time. (She also has a great butt)

Look at Tabeia, such a cutiepie.

by woohoopussy August 13, 2018