Shat splat

Trying to take a levitating crap in a public restroom and getting poo on the toilet seat.

I have to go to the bathroom, but there is a large shat splat on the seat.

by remtiw mada November 27, 2010

banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.

I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.

by MBurns91 February 19, 2012

spit bridge

When kissing and your lips part having a huge line of saliva or spit between the two. Usually accidental.

Kissing my boyfriend the other day, we finished off by having a long spit bridge.

by Lineah July 30, 2012

spit diaper

A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.

Eduardo kept spitting at the cops, so they gave him a spit diaper right after he had his mugshot.

by Telephony December 27, 2015

spit queen

the ruler of spit-aria

the spit queen is the ruler of a group of people that worship minecraft llama spit

by isiethelioness October 17, 2021

spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.

Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.

by El Juanquero May 13, 2005

go spit

1. Telling someone to essentially give up whatever they are asking/demanding that you do because you will not do it.

2. More generally, telling an individual to "go fuck yourself."

1. Danny Glover (Murtaugh) in 'Lethal Weapon':

Bad guy, as he punches Murtaugh in the mouth: (Tell me what you know about) The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh!

Roger Murtaugh, blood and sweat dripping, tied up in a chair: Go spit!

2. Fuckwit boss: You need to rethink the way you're doing things on the job here because you're borderline on getting a contract extension.

Employee: You don't have the first fucking clue what you're talking about - go spit.

by ElectroMusicFan February 2, 2008