Scary Words

A satirical term for inoffensive "trigger words" that, if used, will cause whatever you just posted on the Internet to be removed or heavily censored.

"Bro my post got removed because I said a guy 'died' instead of saying he 'committed not living'"

"Don't you remember? We live in a clown world. You need to be careful not to say any scary words."

Scary Words by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2025

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Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye)

A man, who, driven completely and solely by demonic self-interest, would be willing to undermine and compromise any person or value in order to achieve his goals. Usually really loves life. When Scary Selfish Guy is relaxed, even for a moment, and the facade that he presents to the world relaxes, even momentarily, one can see the most terrifying look in his eye which signifies his complete and utter selfishness.

Ryan: Dude, please call the police, I'm bleeding out. That guy was drunk and hit us at 90 mph. I can't believe that you're okay.

Gavin: Dude, I can't. I'm trying to get with Kayla and she like, really likes ruthless guys. I'm sorry man, I'll catch you later. *leaves scene*
Ryan: Holy fuck, that guy is a Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye).

Scary Selfish Guy (With A Look In His Eye) by BonerMasterMick2 November 21, 2025

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shady like sandwich

When you like a normal Instagram story, then shady like a subliminal story, then like another normal story.

She shady like sandwiched me! She liked the boomerang of my chocolate milk, then the story about how my man is single cause he's evil, then liked the story about my dying sisters dogs GoFundMe. She wants to steal my man!

shady like sandwich by criisdie January 16, 2026